CNN: Li'l Kim charged in rap-rivalry shootout

Update: 50 Cent charged with possession of long range surface to air missiles

New York—Shortly after Li’l Kim was arraigned in court, Rapper 50 Cent was arrested for possession of at least two ballistic missiles. These missiles, each with a range of over 150 KM, were owned by the rapper in contravention of several laws including New York penal code §§ 265.02 and 265.10 as well as 18 U.S.C. § 922 and U.N. Security Council Resolution 687. At the time of his arrest, 50 Cent, who wears a portable bunker and who claims to have been hit by several short-range missiles over the course of his life, pointed out a section toward the top of each missile where 50’s name was spelled out in ½ carat diamonds. When asked about the diamonds, specialists at the Air Force Weapons Laboratory indicated that they had little effect on the lethal nature of the missile and served only to vastly increase its bling.

- posted by JB @ 6:21 AM